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13.06.2025 18:15
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read